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Top 4 ways you know you're a Twitter SNOB.

Posted by Kyle B on 1/03/2011 10:46:00 PM in ,
If one or more of these four apply to you... you might be a Twitter snob.

#4 The smart-aleck (I wanted to use another word here). You only respond to people's posts when you have something negative to say OR a degrading joke that makes you look smarter than the tweeter. Rather than finding the heart of what someone IS saying, you find the one thing it DOESN'T say and digitally shame them publicly for it.

#3. The "Non-responder." You only reply to @ replies when it's from an actual friend or someone with more followers than you. It's one thing if it's a busy day and you forget, but if it's an intentional decision not to respond to make yourself look cool, you are a snob.

#2. The "Un-Follower." You un-follow people because you are ticked off at them for _______ INSERT STUPID REASON HERE. This is the twitter equivalent of the 5 year old who tells his best friend he can't come to his birthday party because he's mad. OR you un-follow someone because you think you're too cool for them. The ONLY reason I un-follow someone is if they un-follow me. I do this not because I'm offended they've un-followed me, but because I want relationships where both people can communicate. No one likes being ignored. It's rude in real life, and it's rude online too.

#1. UNGRATEFUL for RT's. When someone RT's your post... THANK THEM! BE GRATEFUL when something you say blesses someone instead of just assuming they should because you are the cheese. If you don't thank people when they RT your post(s), you're probably a snob. DISCLAIMER: I know that some people have too many followers to do it all the time, but I also know that Justin Bieber (who has over 6.5 MILLION followers) still takes several hours daily to greet/thank his fans. He doesn't have to, he's just not a snob.

SYMPTOMS OF A SNOB - All of these are symptoms of a person who thinks Twitter (and subsequently the world) is all about them and their "Cool Clique." Twitter is supposed to be a place to tear down barriers between all people, not a new fortress for even greater walls. Don't be twitter snobs people. It's immature. It's stupid. And YES... people notice. People notice snobs in the real world, and they can spot them on Twitter too.

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10 Comments


How do you know if someone RTs you? Does it show up in your own newsfeed?


The worst is when someone can, will, or does not respond to ANYTHING. I pride myself in being an open book and it frustrates me to no end sometimes when people don't take the time to communicate. I do understand, however, that not everyone has the time or space to do so. I thank God daily for the ministry He has allowed me to participate in and I definitely don't take it for granted. Well done Kyle, well done!


Justin, here are 2 ways to know if someone RT's you through the RT button:

1. Sign into Twitter through the web, and the tab that says "Retweets" and at the bottom it says "Your tweets, ReTweeted."

2. Tweetdeck. I like Tweetdeck for my desktop because it tells us. I haven't found an iPhone client that shows RT's. There might be one out there though.

Thanks for the RT by the way. =)


Renee, I TOTALLY agree. I try to strike a balance between brutal honesty and healthy boundaries but I definitely lean on the side of openness. I once heard Former President Bush say in an interview that "everyone has the same 24 hours in a day." It really spoke to me about why I wouldn't do certain things.

Your ministry is awesome and I appreciate you!

=)


I feel bad now. I normally do not coment back, but I always enjoy whatt is said! Nice information to know.


It's like when Shrek and Donkey stole that guy's clothes in Shrek 2 and as they rode off said, "I WILL repay you!! Unless I can't find you or if I forget."

I will reply to you... unless...


Thanks for including me on your document Brandon! =)

Anonymous says:

This was a very lame post... If you are really offended by those things you put way to much thought into twitter. Twitter is a very fake place holding very fake relationships especially when you follow 600+ people. It should be used for the enjoyment of the tweeter, not the following or followers.


Apparently the post was thoughtful enough for YOU to read it, check out my twitter page, notice how many people I follow, then choose to leave a critical comment ANONYMOUSLY. If you're going to criticize, at least tell us who you are or you are an online coward.

To answer your comment though, I have meaningful relationships both in real life and some I enjoy following on Twitter. The people I "follow" on twitter aren't all close friends (some are), they are people whose thoughts enrich my life, make me laugh, and cause me to think differently.

You should try that.


Good golly...Great post! It's right to extend a wee bit o' grace to those who are new or don't Tweet much, but a lot of what you mentioned is courtesy when you're in any conversation, online or otherwise. Thanks for expressing this in a "funny" and "interesting" way. ;-)

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